That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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