There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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