i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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