So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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