If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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