you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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