he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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