Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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