And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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