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(630): View more from Illinois

batman just walked across the sidewalk

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lay off the drugs

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no for real he was wearing a cape

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar

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(630): View more from Illinois

hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?

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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux

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(402): View more from Nebraska

On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.

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Update, its a couple

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this

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(561): View more from Florida

I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He has the fingertips of a God

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