Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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