You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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