what if I'm pregnant?
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im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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