Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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