I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
