talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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