so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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