You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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