So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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