The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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