You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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