Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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