Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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