I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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