he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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