1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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