Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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