She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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