Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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