Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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