I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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