i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
