Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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