I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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