This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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