what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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