Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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