I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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