That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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