Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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