Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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