yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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