thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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