is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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