and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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