I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
