This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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