oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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