I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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