Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She just used a chaser for red wine.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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