I just saw a hot homeless man
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I've blown a few things in my day
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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