I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
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