Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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