Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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