I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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