He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
